salemcorral:

♫ I can’t believe my eyes! I must be dreaming! ♫

profoundboner:

bpdlevi:

"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"

i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life

"it’s all in your head"

I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness

189,359 notes - 37 minutes ago

theclearlydope:

LOCATION. LOCATION. LOCATION.

bllonde:

sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache

345,030 notes - 42 minutes ago

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

118,802 notes - 44 minutes ago

"You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love."[What my relationships have taught me.] (via organicafe)

421,684 notes - 49 minutes ago

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

290,141 notes - 51 minutes ago

500daysofsunburn:

my face is an american horror story

88,080 notes - 1 hour ago

mishanarry:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

royal-glasses:

geothebio:

squided:

"bisexuals are just being greedy"

This statement is correct.  I want all the donuts to myself.  No sharon you can’t have a donut.  Yes, I know there are 24 donuts.  Yes, I want them all for myself.  Fuck off sharon.

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omg i cant breathe

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What a perfect use for that gif

124,388 notes - 1 hour ago