shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”

189,461 notes - 42 seconds ago

dean-samwiches:

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend

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and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad 

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I AM IN DISBELIEF 

Update: i have now procured a date

HOW IS THIS HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE?! IM 20 AND I NVR GET THIS FUCKING LUCKY

147,204 notes - 28 minutes ago

theactualjensenackles:

shippingdara3008:

savannanicoleee:

decencybedamned:

So there’s this girl who was in my class this week. 8 years old, named Bella. Yesterday she was absent, and this was because she was visiting her father on set. Because her father is Mark Ruffalo.

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Oh yes.

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I spent a week supervising Mark Ruffalo’s daughter and didn’t know until the last day of class.

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Yes.

Imagine if mark Ruffalo saw this on tumblr…

What do you mean ‘imagine’? He probably already did

markruffalo

79,986 notes - 43 minutes ago

rumblespheres:

officialunitedstates:

what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of

bees

77,394 notes - 1 hour ago

fragil3rec0very:


CAN YOU APPRECIATE ALL THIS BROWN

Reblogging every time

lemagicpotatoface:

makhon:

francieumpocalypse:

mishacockins:

this gif is my fucking favorite thing in the world, the way Misha turns around expecting a normal sized human

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Why is there a moose in my space

expecting a normal sized human

a normal sized human

188,681 notes - 2 hours ago

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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136,021 notes - 2 hours ago

lolcuteanimals:

Boston Terrier carrying her pup in a backpack.