lameust:

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

 

296,166 notes - 19 minutes ago

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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72,764 notes - 39 minutes ago

h-o-n-e-y-g-l-a-z-e-d:

sitxlys:

*visit my tumblr *

xx

jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

431,531 notes - 9 hours ago

-onixxx:

Being an introvert AND having resting bitch face is not a good combination.

45,536 notes - 10 hours ago

guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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269,557 notes - 10 hours ago

bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

453,755 notes - 11 hours ago