February 2012
31 posts
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
California weather. Texas, too.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
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Mom, he broke my heart:
Mom, I got an F:
Mom, I had a fight with my best friend:
Mom, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
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If you don't have a uterus and you're pro-choice...
“Stop degrading the act of sex by calling it ‘opening your legs.’
I’m so sick...”
– flowersarebetterthanbullets on This Post (I made this a quote, because the original picture with text was visually offensive. These pro-life people need to take a graphic design class.)
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Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love Harry Potter! Me: Fan: Me: Fan: Hello? Well I know you’ve been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I’ve been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I’ll just- Me: I’VE DONE MY WAITING. Fan: Wha- Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT. Fan: But it hasn’t even been ou- Me: IN...
“I take my coffee with a little milk, two sugars and a lot less of your bullshit.”
– George, Dead Like Me (via sheaintnosaint)
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Facebook user: oh well, it was fun while it lasted Twitter user: guess I can’t tweet anymore. that’s too bad Tumblr user: I’m going to steal the declaration of independence
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January 2012
20 posts
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pizzaforpresident:
offended people who write out 10 paragraph replies to everything
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Is it okay if it still hurts?
hyliam:
they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
I would lose so much weight I’d be -50 lbs.
porqslap:
do you ever have a tab open for so long that you start to feel emotionally attached to it?
“You’re not asleep, but it’s a nightmare…”
– P!nk, “Conversations with my 13 Year Old Self” (via visibly-scarred)
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I guess when you’re so used to having someone be so deeply interested in everything you do that when you have another person in your life and they don’t show the same interest as the last, it kind of gets to you.
“What are you doing?”
“Writing a short story.”
“Cool.”
“Mhm.”
*long pause, looks over noticing I’m DEEP in...
