February 2012
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So I have this speech due tomorrow
If it was an A day, then I would have a speech due tomorrow, that I’d do tomorrow.
Except it needs to be typed.
And tomorrow is a B-day.
No freedom there.
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NO PART OF TUMBLR SHOULD BE THIS ADORABLE.
TUMBLR IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE ADORABLE.
STOP IT.
DEAR GOD
What are they doing to you Tumblr? D:
you're gonna go far, kid!: Show me how to lie... →
gardenofspace:
Show me how to lie You’re getting better all the time And turning all against the one Is an art that’s hard to teach Another clever word Sets off an unsuspecting herd And as you step back into line A mob jumps to their feet Now dance, fucker, dance Man, he never had a chance And…
NOW DANCE FUCKER, DANCE
snapshotsofspunk:
He never had a chance, and no one really knew, it was really only you.
Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the...
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
"I think she's the one."
And I think you say that about every girl.
Honestly, I feel sorry for her.
She’s about to put herself through hell.
Hopefully she’ll be smarter than me and get out early.
“I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...”
– Barack Obama
(via loveyourchaos)
BOOM.
(via cacophonouschoas)
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Sometimes I imagine myself turning 17, packing my things, and leaving. Walking forever until I am far away from this house. Out of their reach. Somewhere new. Life would be hard and difficult, but I wouldn’t be at this place, where my dreams are dangled in front of me but just out of my reach, and my parents stand off at the side, fully capable of helping me, but completely unwilling.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
California weather. Texas, too.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
The difference between "normal girls" and me: →
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When I'll be a mom, my advice will be this →
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Mom, he broke my heart:
Mom, I got an F:
Mom, I had a fight with my best friend:
Mom, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
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If you don't have a uterus and you're pro-choice...
“Stop degrading the act of sex by calling it ‘opening your legs.’
I’m so sick...”
– flowersarebetterthanbullets on This Post (I made this a quote, because the original picture with text was visually offensive. These pro-life people need to take a graphic design class.)
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Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love Harry Potter! Me: Fan: Me: Fan: Hello? Well I know you’ve been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I’ve been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I’ll just- Me: I’VE DONE MY WAITING. Fan: Wha- Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT. Fan: But it hasn’t even been ou- Me: IN...
“I take my coffee with a little milk, two sugars and a lot less of your bullshit.”
– George, Dead Like Me (via sheaintnosaint)
If SOPA passes →
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Facebook user: oh well, it was fun while it lasted Twitter user: guess I can’t tweet anymore. that’s too bad Tumblr user: I’m going to steal the declaration of independence
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